GOOD NEWS!!! I just wanted to announce to the world that we now have nothing to worry about. It's all fine now, live your lives in peace. THE ANTI CHRIST DID NOT FULLFILL HIS DESTINY<< I repeat the anti christ did not fullfill his destiny, mostly because he is lazy, stupid and sitting in my living room talking on his telephone. Yes everyone, my grandfather as a matter of fact is, the anti-christ. Evil, revolting, self-rightous pain in the ass. I neither pity his existance nor feel anything towards him, and he causes everyone that he meets (especially my family that lives with him) to go insain. But, today I was given hope, that maybe... I wont have to end his life prematurely. The happening that gave me this sudden change of heart was extremely hilarious to me and has taught me a lesson. If a senial person is too stupid to understand how stupid they are and drive you FUCKING INSAIN, laugh at them. Laugh all you want in the knowledge that A. They are such a lower being than you its unbelievable, and B. You might someday be as bad as them and drive the people around you FUCKING INSAIN, also. You know you think it would be at least a little bit fun, everyone has a small but noticable sadistic side. Just to give you alittle background of mine and my grandfathers relationship, I despise him. He thinks he controls everything and ever thing that he hears he asks about over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over etc. I have not heard anything new from him in about 11 years, he flirts with women about having sex even though he's to old to do so, and everytime I correct him on anything, he gets pridefully pissed off and starts argueing, not about the actual subject but normally something like "Do you think your grandfather is stupid?" and finally when he has nothing else to defend is stupidity with he reverts to "Well maybe you should just move out". Anyways, thats just a basic outline, and this is what happen today: [Keep in mind my grandfather is completely blind]. I'm sitting and playing the piano in the living room where the anti-christ resides. He thinks he hears a fire truck driving by and stopping just down the block, which of course there was no fire truck. So at the conclusion of my song, he says "Well... I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and get my jacket.. so I can go say hi to some of the guys." And at the moment I was confused, I said What guys?. He says "The guys from the fire department, over on that truck down the street. I haven't seen them in awhile I might as well go say hi.". Now I start to understand his insanity. See, my grandfather worked as a Fire Ambassador back in the early 1970's, so of course he would assume he was a legend there. So I tell him how crazy that is in a calm way, and he gets offended that I am questioning his knowledge. I tell him grandpa... the men on the truck that might not even be there where probably peeing themselves in dipers when you where in the FA program. Anyways yeah he still thought that his 90 year old buddies would be sweeping the city in pursue of burning disasters. So then I just say, Okay go ahead, go find your buddies. How are you gonna get to this truck when you can't see it?. His response was the truly great part about this ordeal. He goes "Well i'll go out and walk around and when they see me they'll yell 'Hey Jim, over here!". At this point I got excited. I said okay cool, go find your friends, but let me just tell you now, you won't find anybody, and you'll probably get lost. Then I left. So did he LOL. he went two houses down and got lost so I had to get him. SO yeah great day. I've now learned to laugh at the anti-christ.
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